we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.
im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction
this panel still bothers me. what theh fuck why the fuck is kanaya hiding it from gamzee of all people. its fucking gamzee, kanaya. he’s not exactly gonna start a scene because he sees you looking at a fucking bucket. its fucking gamzee. what’s the worst that can happen? what’s he gonna do?? nothing its fucking gamzee. he’s not gonna embarrass you. gamzee doesn’t know what shame IS. gamzee’s a fucking clown. its fucking gamzee.
Do you ever think of how weird it would be if Mickey Mouse’s name was actually Michael? And how weird it would be if one day Minnie called him “Michael Mouse” because she was upset with him? Because I think about it sometimes.
I have just been informed that Mickey’s full name is “Michael Theodore Mouse”, and that Minnie’s is “Minerva Mouse”. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION, BUT I FEEL LIKE I KNOW SOMETHING FORBIDDEN NOW???
I feel like this is a good time to share the fact that Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy.
goofy periodically changes his name to avoid the IRS if i remember right
